Papa aaj tak vapas nahi lote

Boyfriend :- "mere papa ne toh terne ka record tod diya , pure 3 din baad laute..
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Girlfriend :- " lekin darling , tumhare papa mere papa ka comptition nahi kar sakte "

Boyfriend :-  "wo kyon" ?
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Girlfriend :- "wo 2 saal pehle terne gaye the or aaj tak wapas nahi laute" ..