Santa - banta or pappu ke gappe

Santa :- "mere dadaji garma-garam chay ka cup 1 saans me pee jaate hai"

Banta :- " mere dadaji patili se hi muh lagakar ubalti chay pee lete hai"

Ab tha pappu ka number

Pappu :- arey mere daadaji toh chaypatti, doodh or cheeni 1 sath muh me rakhkar chulhe pe hi baith jaate hai