Santa ka mann ladaai me jaane ka kar raha tha

1 baar santa apne dost banta se bola,

Santa :- "yaar, jab bhi mai , apne dadaji ki talwar dekhta hu toh mera mann ladaai ke maidan me jaane ka karta hai"

Banta :- "toh tom army(foj) me kyon nahi jaata"

Santa :- "kyonki tabhi mujhe dadaji ki kati taang yaad aa jati hai na "