Pappu peekar ghar aaya

Pappu drink karke ghar aaya,
Wo gate pe khade bahut der tak koi cheej dhundhta raha ,
Khatpat sunkar uski biwi jag gayi

Biwi :- "kya baat hai ? Chabi nahi mil rahi ,toh dusri fek du

Pappu ladkhadate huye :- " chabi toh hai , lekin taala nahi mil raha hai , ho sake toh taala fek do"