Pappu ko ticket checker ne pakad liya

Ticket checker ne pappu puccha :- "tumhara ticket"?
Pappu :- "ji ye rha ticket"

Ticket checker ticket dekhkar bola :- "ye lifaafe pr lagane wala ticket hai"

Pappu :- " sahab ji jab lifaafa saare hindustan me ghum aata hai, toh kya mai delhi nahi ja sakta "