Kyon bewajah baat badate ho

1 policewaale ki biwi ne uski jeb se 10 rupey nikal liye..
Policewale ko pata chala toh bahot gussa hua or bola
"Tumne chori ki hai, mai tumhe chori ke jurm me girftaar karta hu hu "

Biwi ne 5 rupey haath pe rakhe or boli
"Bewajah baat badate ho sahab , ye rakh lo "