Mummi aap sarkas me kaam karti ho

Ek chhota baccha bhagta hua apni mummi ke aaya ..
Baccha :- mummi kya aap sarkas me kaam kar chuki ho ??

Mummi :- nahu toh,, lekin tum ye kyon pucch rahi ho  ?

Baccha :- "padosan keh rahi thi ki aap papa ko unglion pe nachati ho" ☺☺