Race ka shaukeen

Ek aadmi race ka  bade shaukeen tha, ek baar wapsi pe biwi se bole
"Aaj toh race me gajab ho gaya,mai horses ke beech khada hua tha ki juta utar gaya,mai feeta bhandhne ke liye jhuka toh 1 joki meri peeth pe baith gaya itne me suru ho gayi"

Biwi ne herat se puccha :- fir kya hua ?

Pati :- hota kya ?  3rd number pe aaya...